For when Twitter is not long enough...

Let me tell you about something...

Tue, 12 Mar 2013 19:35:13 +0000

Hello everyone. Its been a while since I last posted anything here, but then its been a while since I’ve had anything of value to say. Perhaps this is no exception, but hey. A few days ago I got word from an old friend of mine back in my hometown of Bath, UK. One of the last true free houses in Bath, The Bell, is being sold off.

If you ever meet anyone from Bath, or even better, go there yourself (which I of course highly recommend) I ask you to ask them to list all of the decent pubs in Bath. There is one thing I can guarantee you, The Bell will be on that list. The Bell sits on a street called Walcott Street and is something of an institution. If you’ve ever lived in Bath, you will know The Bell.

I would go on to describe it, but my words would not do the same justice as this documentary my friend made:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TVTMIT28DBA&feature=youtu.be

Yes its a little rough round the edges, but it has captured the essence of what this place is, and what could so soon be lost.

Have a little look, maybe in this way you can know a little piece of part of my life, and of so many musicians, artists, friends and families.

Thanks.

Ollie

Promo for upcoming short 'I'm Not Gavin'

Thu, 28 Feb 2013 12:46:47 +0000

Promo for upcoming short 'I'm Not Gavin':

Directed by Andrew Tidmarsh

Director of Photography: Oskar Kudlacik

Produced by Kaya Stanley-Money

“People who interfered in your life always did it for your own good and I figured it out...

Thu, 13 Dec 2012 12:02:15 +0000

“People who interfered in your life always did it for your own good and I figured it out finally that what they wanted was for you to conform completely and never differ from some accepted surface standard and then dissipate the way travelling salesmen would at a convention in every stupid and boring way there was” - Ernest Hemmingway - A Moveable Feast

Watch this space....

Thu, 28 Jun 2012 00:59:01 +0100

Watch this space....

Morocco at Last

Mon, 23 Apr 2012 07:48:28 +0100

Wow. So we made it at long last. With 2 days to spare. We felt it better to leave the final post for a few days to let our minds settle. Here goes.

Let me picture for you the scene In Algeciras that morning. We awoke to as miserable a day as you could ever find in the UK weather-wise. Drizzly, grey and dark. The faint smell of broken dreams hung low in the air for some reason. Yet it was into this day that we stepped, full of excitement and anticipation. We had opted for the two ‘o’clock ferry to Tangiers and so had time for a breakfast of coffee, oil, bread, pastries and chocolate (in that order of course). The coffee fellow appeared to have an overwhelming urge to bust moves, and seemed to be dancing every minute he wasn’t working.

Once at the ferry port we entered what looked to all intents and purposed like the ticket office, but were immediately informed of its state of closure by a kindly looking gentleman. It was at this point that we fell victim for the first and (to our knowledge) only scam. He spoke in superfast spanish and with an impenetrable accent, but he carefully allowed me to glean the information that he would show us where to get tickets. (Foolish Englishmen no?) He led us to an office where we indeed purchased tickets. For €25 each. Fairly shortly we learned that at the official ticket office only a few meters from the closed one, they were going for €20 each! I know its only €5, but it’s the principle.

After I had calmed down and stopped cursing the man and vowing that he would rue the day he crossed me, we checked in. Or at least tried to. We waited until 2pm and sure enough, someone turned up to check our tickets and to inform us that, completely contrary to all the other information available on the departures boards, the ferry would board at 3 instead. I must take a moment to illustrate that this ferry port, a fairly major one considering its daily footfall being one of the only sea crossings to Morocco from Spain, appeared to be staffed by only three people. A fact elegantly assured by the complete lack of customs, security or even someone to point you the right way down the corridor.

Suffice to say, we made it on board, and were fairly lucky to get our passports and forms stamped early on in the voyage (one policeman had to stamp every passenger’s passport and validate their papers. He batted not one single eyelid despite having quite possibly the most boring job that the depths of bureaucratic hell could dream of)

We assumed that Tanger Med, being a fairly large and important port, would have decent transport links to Tanger city. Oh how wrong we were in our foolish western ways. It appears that almost every hour, an unofficial coach turns up and all hell breaks loose. As soon as it pulled up, all the Moroccans simply hurled their bags in the hold and piled on. There was a fair fiasco as it became apparent that there weren’t enough seats. This was how we found ourselves waiting another hour for the next one. It was also during this time that we met some soon to be familiar faces. We got talking to Dave and Olivia, two more hitchers, some Basque students, Drew, an ex US Marine and Osama, a Tanger citizen and one of the kindest people we have ever met.

We finally arrived in Tanger at dusk. Osama had kindly agreed to lead us to the station, and afterwards to somewhere we could eat. We became quite a group, and turned many a head.

The time eventually came to catch the Midnight Marrakech Express. We settled into our sleeping cabin and chatted away (It was Miles and I on the top bunks and Drew and another American on the bottom. The talk was transatlantic) In all, the journey was extremely pleasant, and I certainly slept well.

Its always a strange feeling waking up in a different city to the one you fell asleep in, but thats what happened. We awoke in Marrakech. We were there! We made a beeline straight to the Riad, gulping down all of the weirdness Marrakech had to offer. It was amazing. We discovered that there are seemingly no traffic regulations as we dodged cars in the main square and weaved past pedestrians, scooters and donkeys all thrown together.

We reached the Riad at mid morning, though it seemed a lot later, and quickly established the run of the place. Everything was so relaxed it was untrue. We finally managed to to figure out how to pay for two nights and then had a well deserved sit down and a cup of Moroccan tea.

We were introduced to some of the riad’s permanent residents, including five tortoises and a chameleon called Douglas. We also met Anabel and Pete, who had been in Marrakech for a fair few days. We ate (I backed a loser with a kefta tajine) then decided it would be a good idea to visit a hamam.

To be perfectly honest, I feel the hamam experience deserves its own dedicated post, nay, a book, or tome dedicated to it, but I digress. For those who don’t know, and i wouldn’t blame you, I didn’t, a hamam is sort of like a moroccan bathhouse. We had been told what to expect, i.e. a really relaxing time, so we went right ahead, feeling like we needed some R&R. Now it cost us 300MAD, which isn’t as cheap as they come, but we wanted the best we could get. We were led into a darkened and heavily scented room, the decor of which looked like it had been designed by the biggest fan of brothels this world has ever known. We were asked to step into a small curtained off room and remove our clothes. It was at this point that we both became acutely aware of the weirdness to come. Then the heavy hit. The woman handed us to small rolled up garments. These turned out to be the tiniest, flimsiest, gimpiest male G-strings I have ever seen (not that I generally consider myself a connoisseur or anything). We were cracking up with laughter, but we duly obliged, figuring that it would possibly be more embarrassing making a run for it. We were given dressing gowns (for a short while) then led to a room. We then received a full body massage, which was, given the (ahem) awkward circumstances, severely unrelaxing.

After that trauma, it was time for the scrub down. Now, before this trip, If you had said to me that for the equivalent of around £22 you could ged a full on oiled massage, and then have women soap you up, scrub you down, then hoi buckets of water over you, I’d have thought you madder than a colander of wasps. And yet here we are…….

We slept well that night in a tent-like room on the roof of the riad. My dreams were however invaded by strange chanting and visions of minarets as I was slowly awoken at 5am by the call to prayer. That day, our second and last full day in Morocco, we decided to explore the souks. We walked for hours past stalls and stalls, each displaying their wares, and each vying for your custom. I have to say that about ninety percent of everything there was utter tat, but hey, what can you expect, us westerners (a term I don’t really get as Morocco is further west than lands end) just lap it up. All the while the weather was going berserk. One minute we were soaking up the baking African sunshine, next we were running for cover from huge thunder storms

We went through the mandatory experience of purchasing goods too. There’s a funny (and surprisingly effective) sales strategy in Morocco; it seems that The general idea is to entice you/trick you and even grab you and hurl you bodily into the shop, then shout at you, call you a Berber and point at things they think you might like. We found out later on that they employ a similar, more physical tactic when they try to get you to eat at their stalls in the market. Miles was quite literally ripped limb from limb. Miles had skewers of meat, laced with bacteria whilst I had a plate of assorted, deep-fried fish bits. Anyway, that night we ate and chilled at the riad with a bunch of americans.

We hauled our sorry asses out of bed at 5:30 the next morning as we had decided to walk to the airport. Tired and hungry, we packed up, said our goodbyes and headed off. The walk was longer than we had thought, but y that time, long walks were nothing for us. The pavement was well, interesting. Interesting in that it looked like whoever was responsible had forgotten to build it. Sidestepping the five food deep holes in the pavement (no exaggeration) we arrived at Marrakech international airport, our adventure nearly at an end.

From that point on, except for witnessing an old italian man trip on the moving walkway at Gatwick, our journey was uneventful. Miles and I said our goodbyes in the arrivals area. I think both of us didn’t really know how to feel. Our adventure was suddenly over, and we then both had time to reflect.

I have to say, I didn’t really think much about the experience over the next few days. That may partly be why this post has taken so long to write. It has since struck me just what an amazing journey it was. It sort of occurred to me in a flash one day that I really missed being on the road, lapping up all that each day had to offer. I can barely begin to describe what an amazing feeling it has left me with. Suffice to say, I will never forget it.

Much love

Ollie

Algeciras

Sat, 31 Mar 2012 10:22:26 +0100

We awoke and checked the train times to Málaga, having decided the night before that hitching would not be an option. The distance was short, but our haste was great. Our plane back to England leaves Marrakech on Tuesday morning. The RENFE website said there were trains leaving every two hours, and we made it to the station in good time. However, Spain wasn’t having any of it, and the conductor gleefully informed us that there were no trains to Málaga and that we should shut our cake holes and stop being so silly anyway. So we walked to the bus station (a faux art deco affair that looked like it had buried the better days it had once seen, and now only visited them on Sundays with some flowers) only to find out we had missed the bus. We attempted (half heartedly it must be said) to hitch until the next one.

Once we finally arrived in Málaga, we left as soon as possible (a good move of ever you visit) via the metro-esque cercanía train. Again we aimed for a service station, recommended by hitchwiki, on the west edge of town.
The recomendation was sound,and after crossing El Pinillo we found our way across the autopista by way of a tunnel and some fence hopping.

At the service station we saw the first hitchers since Château-du-Loir. Great to chat to them, but a bit rude both trying to hitch from the same place to the same place. We let them take the prime spot at the petrol pumps proper. In the event, we actually won, but not by poaching, we took people sipping coffee and happened to get lucky first. Good luck guys! As far as we know they’re still there…
Anyway, the lovely couple that Ollie got chatting with we’re not going to Algeciras, but to an urbanisation called Sotogrande about 30km before Algeciras. However, they said they’d take us there anyway, mostly due to our kind faces. Winning!
We made excellent time to Algeciras with lots of lively conversation which I could understand, but barely contribute to. Balls.
In the city, they took us past the port so that we could see where to catch the ferry the following morning, then delivered us straight to te door of our hostel. Amazing kindness.
So here we are then, one hours ferry ride from kissing Moroccan soil. Our last lift was an excellent one, but we have now packed away our hitching T-shirts (well, I have, Ollie has packed away the green T-shirt he has been wearing inside out for th last two weeks).
Tomorrow we’ll arrive in Moroccco, the official part of our journey over, and will begin the dash to Marrakech to catch out flight. Over and out.

tl;dr: I can take you as far as Alderaan

P.s. Ollie says “lets assume ‘prohibido pasar’ actually means step right on in..”

La Huelga General

Fri, 30 Mar 2012 23:11:34 +0100

So we had read (on Hitchwiki, the best thing ever) that the easiest way out of Murcia was to get a bus to a place called Alcantarillas, then walk to a service station called La Paz. All well and good, but we’d run clean out of luck; the strike meant only two buses ran that day, 7.15 and 14:00. Needless to say we were on the former, after our beautiful unbroken nights sleep. Thanks Spain!

We were however, lucky in finding the petrol station, the first person we asked in Alcantarillas drove us straight there. One settled in, we watched the sun rise over the diesel pumps, and waited.

It was about 9.30 when we started seeing cars, and we attacked everyone. Our salvation however, came unsolicited we were called to by a bloke who offered to take us to Lorca. Once there, we tried to hitch on the side of the sliproad to the autopista, but this being Spain, all we got was an assortment of odd looks. Then, a Guardia Civil car drove past and gesticulated for us to stop (odd considering that not two days before, two Guardia cars had waved and cheered at us in Valencia). Anyway, our only choice was to stroll a cool 6km out of town in the midday sun, along a super straight road to a petrol station.

Whilst there, the hand of fate again gently cupped our nuts. After only an hour, we asked two women where they were going, and they offered to take us almost all the way to Málaga with them! As it happens, they were Dutch and spoke almost perfect English, so communication was easy. We were dropped (and given mini croissants!) at a rather obscure restaurant by the motorway. With daylight fading, we tried our luck to get the last 40km to Málaga, but got nowhere, so we walked another short 8km along a road with very little in the way of pavement. We were hungry and fractious, and despite the long distance we’d travelled, the mood became desperate. Imagine our delight when Antequera turned out to be a beautiful little town with open shops (on strike day no less!) and plenty of hotels.

We purchased bread an ting, and headed for a room. The price quoted on hostelworld was much lower than the hotel tried to charge us, but after some good old blagging, we had the biggest hotel room room either of us have ever seen, for a very good price! I find it ironic that we travelled our largest distance while Spain was on strike. Yes Miles and Ollie.

tl; dr We love the Dutch. Dutchy Dutchy Dutch Dutch.

P.S. Miles says “I reckon I could run Spain better, can’t be that hard.”

El dia Malo

Fri, 30 Mar 2012 07:18:21 +0100

Today has been our darkest day, we were dropped on the outside edge of Alicante and waited in the blazing sun for about 2 hours. Then, a man offered us a lift as far as Murcia, the chat was good and the music was of a soulful nature. Todo bien.

Then the problems started. He dropped us off at a spot he reckoned would be good, just outside the University of Murcia. Bad move it turned out (not that we would have known better). It appears that students have even less intention of helping hitchhikers than the rest of Spain.

I don’t remember how long we waited there, but the sun dropped and took with it our spirits. Feeling utterly defeated (it’s worth noting at this point the geographic proximity of Alicante to Murcia), and after looking in vain for a bus to a service station out of town, we took the tram into Murcia and bought comfort food in Carrefour.

As it turns out Carrefour has free wifi, so we were at least able to find a hostel for the night. It also turns out that my bootlaces can easily snag on the other boot and send me flying; says Miles “It looked as though you threw everything you were holding on the ground in anger, then were ejected a good few meters past me before hitting the floor for a bit of a slide.”

So with much food, a bruised knee and elbow and a broken Trey (Our tea-tray / whiteboard), we set off for the hostel. A great one it turned out to be too; comfortable beds, decent showers and helpful staff who informed us with not undisguised amusement that the whole of Spain was going on strike the next day, and hitchhiking might be tricky…

Happily, we were reminded of this fact again when we were woken at 1am from the aforementioned comfy beds by about 1500 angry Spainards marching through the street below our window (the hostel was in the very centre of town) whistling and blowing stuff up. Excellent!

tl;dr Could have walked it.

P.S. Miles says “Maybe they were just protesting against our presence in Spain?”

Out of Valencia

Thu, 29 Mar 2012 21:52:13 +0100

So we hiked to the edge of Valencia, past the mad maritime centre, and out to the start of the autovia. The roundabout was an 8 lane behemoth, and there was no shortage of traffic, so although the wait was long (Spainards seem to have a chronic fear of hitchhikers) it wasn’t the worst.

By this point, we had decided to visit some family of mine just north of Alicante. As we had a specific destination, we had to turn down the first lift we were offered (a first for us) as it was in the wrong direction. However, we did eventually get a lift to Alicante, then trammed a few km back up the coast for a free bed, a meal, and a few magnums of Rioja. We also dispatched the bottle of red from the chief fireman (A 2008 Pouillac) which was excellent. Good times.

tl; dr It helps to have connections.

Las tres chicas

Wed, 28 Mar 2012 21:44:00 +0100

You’re probably getting the idea by now. We woke up in the hostel, ate our breakfast and part walked, part trammed out of town.

They dont really do lay-bys in Spain, so we stood at the start of the autovia to Valencia, slowly sinking into deep, deep depression as car after car of grumpy looking Spanish drivers accelerated past and either shot us a look that would burn water, or looked in every direction but ours.

Three hours later, fully depressed, we headed back into town for a standard lunch of bread, cheese and jamòn. The night before, we had sent out a tweet, wondering aloud if anyone would be crazy enough to give us a lift to Valencia. It was intended as a joke, and we’d forgotten all about it by the time we sat munching our meagre lunch in the campus district of Zaragoza (a place so dull and devoid of soul, it makes Belmarsh prison look like Thorpe Park). Then, fate smiled upon us. A text came through from an unknown number. It read simply “You guys still need that lift?”. Suffice to say we were skeptical. As far as we were concerned, it could easily have been a cruel joke, but at this point, with very little chance of catgching a lift on our own, we were willing to try anything. So we had a text conversation withour anonymous benefactor, who turned out to be one Christina Belmonte (@crisPYGO), who we researched. All seemed legit, and eventually, after much deliberation, we decided top put our trust in a complete stranger.

An excellent choice it turned out to be! The lift was arranged for 8pm so we passed the time by drinking many coffees. A brief distraction came in the form of being attacked by a pack of wild french schoolchildren. Apparently some people do think Ollie is a good actor!

Anyway, the lift was not a joke! Christina et al (Marta and Carolina) arrived and after many thanks, and the presentation of biscuits of gratitude by us to them, we went on our way. Much enjoyable confversation was had, and (on account of some ninja driving skills) we arrived in just 3 hours. The girls were great company and we are hugely indebted to them for going so far (nearly 500km) out of their way to help us.

Muchisimas Gracias!!

tl;dr: You can always depend on the kindness of strangers!

P.S. Ollie says you’re the best.

Zaragoza

Mon, 26 Mar 2012 16:50:46 +0100

It was cold. The tent also managed to collect all the mouisture from our collective respiration, and deposit it on our faces in something akin to Chinese water torture. Still, we had survived unmolested, and packed up our camp in good spirits.

After a brief, triumphant wait outside said overpriced Hotel, we were picked up by two Nigerian church guitarists, heading to Tudela proper. After a brief breakfast (we need to cut down on the cheese), we began out favourite pastime of hiking across town. Being a Sunday, there was very little open, and almost no traffic. Excellent hitching conditions then!

At the edge of town, a kindly (or so we thought) man picked us up. Not speaking a word of Spanish, I thought we were being taken straight to Zaragosa! We were instead dropped at the service station from hell. Of the two or three drivers an hour who passed through, all were grumpy and gruff with Ollie, and we began despairing. For fun, we walked a few km to a nearby, utterly deserted village, and then immediately retraced our steps to the service station.

After 4 short hours, Ollie managed, through much persistence, to persuade an old Spanish couple to ferry us to Zaragoza in their swanky new Merc. It’s always slightly worrying when someone lays down a large towel before letting you sit in their car. Our most awkward lift yet, and I helped Ollie out by falling asleep.

In Zaragoza at last, we managed to find a youth hostel. What a place, €17.50 a night and very tight free live jazz! We got a little drunk, and went in search of dinner, which we found in the shape of €8.50 for three courses and a shitty bottle of ice cold red wine. We returned to the hostel for more Ron y Cola (apparently coca means cocaine) and more seriously smooth jazz. Everyone here is trop cool!

tl; dr The whole of Europe appears to smell like hot poo.

P.s. Ollie says “The novelty of the smell of my walking boots has worn off. The smell itself has not…”

Los dos Entran España

Mon, 26 Mar 2012 16:25:11 +0100

As I write this, I am hunched up in the smallest tent in the world. It is, by name only, a two man tent. A tent for two very good friends (pause). Anyway, today we began late, Roman had promised us a lift to Spain as he was going there for petrol (everything is cheaper in Spain he says). So when he awoke, at about 12, we set off for Irun.

The actual crossing into Spain was uneventful, as simple as driving over a bridge. There was a very sudden change of language, and the heat seemed more intense. In Biarritz, you really get a feeling of the old 1960’s chic of suited men in Lambourghini Muiras, crusing around with blonde femmes in tow. As soon as you enter Spain however, this changes. You see apartment blocks and washing lines strung between council flat balconys. Muy diferente.

Anyway, we hiked for about an hour to the edge of Irun, and (fairly quickly) caught a lift with a Frenchman (ironic huh?) who dropped us in Panplona. We pulled another large walk out of town, and caught another lift with a proud Basque nationalist (I nearly sparked him off on a separatist, anti Spain rant) to Tafella. From there to the outskirts of Tudela with (get this) 3 Moroccans, who dropped us at a Hotel and bought us a coffee. The Hotel itself cost €53 for the night, so we decided to save money, trudge into the nearby pine forest, and finally inaugurate the tent. We pitched in the dark, polished off our remaining supplies for supper, and bedded down for the night…

tl; dr Tents R Kool

P.s. Miles says “Camping isn’t so bad really…”

Biarritz

Sat, 24 Mar 2012 11:13:16 +0000

So, this is it. The end of France, and says Miles: “I am sad! It’s been amazing to speak French and be understood, I have a newfound love for the language”

Anyway, Spain is quite literally on the horizon, and all of its sights, sounds and smells await us. As for our last Jour en France, what a story we have to tell…

From Langon we tried the autoroute towards Pau, but to no avail. We decided that we weren’t leaving enough space for the traffic to stop. We hiked across town (as per usual), and tried the national route towards Roquefort.

Before too long, we had out first lift, little did we know what was coming our way. The gentleman’s name was Albert, and he was the Chief Fireman of a small village. He asked us if we had eaten, and we explained that we had. He let loose with some rapid fire French, and after he’d finished, Miles informed me that we were being taken for lunch!

Sure enough we stopped at a cafe that was so French that it looked like it hurt. We were treated to an amazing meal of Margret de Canard et Frites, (accompanied by much Bière and Rosé of course).

French began making less and less sense with the sun on our backs and our heads full of alcoholy goodness. I smiled and threw in the occasional d’accord. It came as quite a shock when, upon returning to his car, Miles then informed me that we were going to Albert’s house to try some 15 year old unlabelled Cognac, powerful stuff!

At this point it seemed like Miles was in his element, from where I was sitting he appeared to be communicating with ease (he later admitted that he understood less than half of what was said), and we learned of Albert’s service as a fireman in Paris at age 18, and his motorbike travels across France. He then sent us on our way with two bottles of Vin (a sweet white and a damn fine red), and a map of the area that looked like it had spent several generations in his family. We were astounded by his generosity, and hitched out of Captieux feeling like (slightly drunk) kings.

We went to Mt. de Marsan with an apprentice winemaker with a penchant for the Who. From there to Bayonne we travelled in our first white van, with a man who sold lawnmowers for football pitches. In Bayonne, an ex model turned English teacher took us to the other side of town. A French ‘Waste Disposal Engineer’ (a binman) in a 26 year old Peugeot then took us to the far side of Biarritz.

We were buying bread, when luck struck again! A car laden down with surfboards pulled up beside us. Inside were Jim, Julia and Roman. We piled in and explained our plan to push on to San Sebastien. They suggested we stay in St Jean de Luz for the night, and offered us their floor to crash on. We gladly accepted!

Suffice to say, we made new friends last night, over vodka, gin and home-cooked bolognese. Yesterday, we truly did taste the milk of human kindness and experienced the kind of generosity and hospitality only found when you least expect it. We’ll miss you France!

tl;dr French people are nice

P.s Miles says: “Ollie writes these posts by hand and then forces me to write and post them on his iPhone, someone save me, I am trapped!”

Bordeaux

Fri, 23 Mar 2012 07:33:00 +0000

We awoke again at dawn’s crack (see what I did there). The weather was miserable; gloomy and rainy above our vista of long haul trucks, Tarmac and depots. We trudged down to the péage (toll booth for the Autoroute) and duly began our thumbing (pause). This rapidly became another bad one, barely any cars, cold, wet and demoralising. After a few hours of waiting and a few more of barely concealed rage, we tried our luck for a lift across Niort, succeeding with a lovely family who dropped us at the other side ‘not far’ from the autoroute. French directions being what they are, we hiked a few more km down a very straight road and whistled for a cab and when it came near, the licence plate said fresh and there was dice in the mirror… anyway, we went through Bel Air and on to the next péage entrance.

Once there, our luck was in. We were picked up after just 15 minutes, by an advocate on his way home to Bordeaux. Finally! It felt like we’d spent days trying to get to get to Bordeaux, but man it was it worth it.

Let me just say, Bordeaux is beautiful. In some ways it is one of my favourite bits of the trip so far. It seems like a city of two halves. Once you cross the bridge from Stalingrad and pass the incredible facade on the other side, you find yourself in the middle of a thronging, pulsing city. The buildings create canyons of dark streets and everywhere you look, architecture has let itself go mad.

Once we reached the ring-road (also called “Le Ring”), we tried our luck again, and again struck gold with Matthieu, a vigneron, who took us all the way to Langon, a good 20 minutes out of his way!

In Langon, we procured wine with minutes to spare (€2.11 and still good!) and bartered a hotel room down in price considerably (swag gaff too!).

All in all, probably our most successful day so far. Bordeaux, we will meet again…

tl;dr Bordeaux is where its at!

P.s. Miles says “One of my wisdom teeth is coming through”

Niorts

Thu, 22 Mar 2012 07:13:50 +0000

Well, Le petit dej dans Le Mans was nothing to write home about, but I did anyway (postcard should arrive about Friday mum). Pretty soon it was time to get the hell out of dodge, so we decided to sample the local municipal transport system, and got the tram out of town. €1,40 for a journey, bish bash bosh!

As we had already discovered, but clearly forgotten, hitching out of a big town is hard. So we walked south, 3km down the Mulsanne straight, and caught a lift to Ecommoy. Then the group who showed us the Hostel in Le Mans turned up at the roundabout out of Ecommoy. They positioned themselves in front of us, thus poaching any potential lifts. Fortunately however, they were three and we were two, we changed our tack and headed for Chateau du Loir - 10 minutes and we had a lift before them, bish, bash, bosh!

From there we walked through the village and managed to grab a lift to Tours with an extremely French bloke, and experienced French driving at its most creative. After that, two quick lifts to Poitiers and Niorts saw us hitching at the entrance to the péage to Bordeaux in the fading light. Then the inevitable happened.

We had avoided it for a few days, but it had our number. That Englishman’s best friend; rain. Lots of it. With only a few choice words of protest, we donned much waterproofing gear and trudged towards the local truck stop hotel via a shop to pick up more Bread, Cheese and Wine (even the cheap wine here is good). We feasted like (outcast) Kings, watched truly weird French TV, and went to sleep with the room smelling of damp socks. Bish, bash, bosh!

tl;dr Pretended to be race cars, got wet.

P.s Miles says “Goats cheese flavoured crisps just taste mouldy”

Tuesday

Wed, 21 Mar 2012 08:04:00 +0000

What a hell?! Did we already mention a learning curve? Today we learned so many lessons that it’s hard to explain them all. It was a beast of a day.

We awoke in the same place we fell asleep (thankfully), an hauled our asses down to Ouistreham ferry port at the crack of dawn to try and cadge a lift off the lorry drivers. It was the most demoralising experience in Ollie’s recent memory, I was just very cold. It was so cold that neither of us could remember what warmth felt like.

In the end we gave up, and headed for Caen on foot. Just outside Ouistreham we met Jack (his spelling), who duly took us to the north of Caen. After a short (by which we mean very f***ing long) walk to the south side, stopping on the way for the first of many lunches of Pain et Camembert. We finally arrived at a petrol station just outside Ifs, and began what we thought was hitchhiking proper, with Bordeaux on our sign and a smile on our faces. We were still there 5 hours later. We had learned our second lesson. Hitchhiking is impossible. At least it seemed that way - one does not simply hitchhike across France.

While we were trying out hardest, another group appeared at the petrol station, and promptly got a lift! It turns out that approaching people who’ve already stopped, and asking them in person is much more effective. We had a lift to Falaise within minutes. From there it was amazing, country roads, glorious sunshine and several lifts that took us all the way to Le Mans.

Now I’m sure Le Mans is a perfectly nice place, but my memories of it will always be of near defeat. We rolled in (courtesy of Sylvia, an amazingly chatty Italian woman with no vowells in her second name) at about half six.
We looked around for a hostel but hostel there came none. We walked back and forth through Le Mans about three times and were on the brink of giving up. In the event, we would have probably been homeless for the night. But then, like a bolt from the blue, I heard something. Something like a word. Lower and more guttural than the French around us. It sounded like English. Without looking, I shouted out to the voice. Lo and behold it was another hitch group, who gave us the location of a secret hostel. A hostel that, purely by dint of it being open and cheap, was better than all the swanky hotels in all of Christendom.
We collapsed in our bunks and the day was done. It really showed us what a “stroke of pure luck” really looks like, and when in a situation like we were in, they can come in real handy.

tl;dr hitchhiking is hard

P.S. Miles says “F*** you, Hotel Ibis”

So that’s day 1 down. It was an odd start, an the learning curve is steep. We left Southampton...

Mon, 19 Mar 2012 21:55:23 +0000

So that’s day 1 down. It was an odd start, an the learning curve is steep. We left Southampton on the road out of Swaything and made our first mistake. Having never hitchhiked before, we chose the worst spot ever. After about 45 minutes, we were given some advice to move on to a lay-by further on. Another 45 minutes and we got our first lift. From a woman named Conchita, who ended up being amazing and going out of her way to drop us right at the ferry port, where we found some friends! Group 49. We spent the ferry journey with them as they went about scoring a lift all the way to Bordeaux. Lucky. We on the other hand were stuck. There was no chance of a lift out of town, so we found the cheapest hotel we could. And dined like kings on Go Bars, dates and old white bread.. In all, a great start. Up at 5 tomorrow to press on. Until then, bon nuit.

P.s. Miles no habla el español, mais il parle un petit peu de français!

No chance of a hitch so we found the cheapest room that was...

Mon, 19 Mar 2012 21:27:28 +0000

No chance of a hitch so we found the cheapest room that was open….

The outset

Mon, 19 Mar 2012 10:25:57 +0000

So this it is. A hearty breakfast down, and we’re on the road to Swaythling with a view to Portsmouth. I feel like its the start of something. Which is good, because it is. 1900 kilometers to go.

Last night I panned out like so many other times: A mad dash to the co-op for more mixer. Basically, as Miles is leaving his uni halls to hibernate for easter, we felt it would be a good idea to eat all the remaining food and drink all the remaining booze. On reflection, it was a good plan.

So hopefully we will make it to Portsmouth at least.

P.S. Miles is very proud of his shoes.

Much Love.

Miles and Ollie

Nearly there...

Sun, 18 Mar 2012 13:57:00 +0000

So, Uni has broken up for Easter. I’m sitting in my Halls room, and it’s eerily quiet here, there’s usually 400-odd people in this building, but I think it’s just me left… Spooky….

On the plus side, this means I can be as loud as I want, so my window is wide open, the sun is streaming in, and i’m listening to some huge tunes while I pack, here’s a selection for your delectation:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aJF1l4JF5Aw

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l4buLDT4-p0

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jqpS74OLvqw

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BZGLgEr7Ijs&ob=av2n

Seriously, I can’t think of anything better than knowing i’m on the brink of an epic adventure with my best mate, and best of all, it’s for a great cause! I’d like to add my personal thanks to anyone who has donated to either of us, I’m not quite there yet, but there’s still time!

Here’s the compulsory indestructible phone (I think i’ve gone even more basic than Ollie on this one):

And here are all my belongings for the next two weeks:

Huge love, and watch this space!

Miles x

P.s - I wasn’t bored in the video Ollie put together, I was concentrating really hard!